Midgetphat Mission Statement.

 This Blog is a futile and stupid gesture aimed at keeping me somewhat sane. Ultimately, I'm not sure any one reading this will get anything out of this other than either a brief chuckle or a new found hatred for me and/or my ideas. 

In the hopes of making the second one less likely, I also wat to get it out there that most of this is just general silliness that I enjoy and get giggle out of during the day, write down in my notes, and then expand upon later. Also, I have been feeling a little anxious recently and I read somewhere that writing helps. I'm not really sure what it helps, to be honest, because it doesn't really tell you what to write so I'll pretty much be free-balling this the whole way. 

I initially had a plan to try one new thing a day for a year, but logistically that's troublesome. For one thing I smoke marijuana, and am easily distracted when sober so the planning fell by the wayside after I ate a pear for the first time (I was indifferent). So as I do new things I've decided that I will be documenting my experiences as they come up. 

Another topic on this blog will be things that annoy me. I have one of those faces where for whatever reason, strangers ignore the clear "Shut the fuck up, even looking at me is pushing it today" face international sign language, that is having headphones on in public. So random interactions with Strangers will be included as well. 

And the final category which sort of encompasses everything is just miscellaneous thoughts that I have and think are funny. So without further adieu, please enjoy one of those thoughts.