Midgetphat Mission Statement.
This Blog is a futile and stupid gesture aimed at keeping me somewhat sane. Ultimately, I'm not sure any one reading this will get anything out of this other than either a brief chuckle or a new found hatred for me and/or my ideas. In the hopes of making the second one less likely, I also wat to get it out there that most of this is just general silliness that I enjoy and get giggle out of during the day, write down in my notes, and then expand upon later. Also, I have been feeling a little anxious recently and I read somewhere that writing helps. I'm not really sure what it helps, to be honest, because it doesn't really tell you what to write so I'll pretty much be free-balling this the whole way. I initially had a plan to try one new thing a day for a year, but logistically that's troublesome. For one thing I smoke marijuana, and am easily distracted when sober so the planning fell by the wayside after I ate a pear for the first time (I was indifferent). So as ...